In keeping with the reverse order of my posts

My first new fiction posts on this forum, media, what have you, will be a series of ten short stories/microfiction, one per day. I've started working on a few of them. What I did to decide what these stories would be about was google "writing prompts" and hit I'm feeling lucky, and I then took the first ten suggestions.

Those suggestions were too lame/broad, so then I combined them with the next ten. So here are the subjects for those stories:

A bunch of shitty prompts that someone thought they had exclusive rights to because they farted them out their mouth hole.